Granted. Now its nerfed to the ground with a whopping 0.1 damage per shot and fires at 1 RPM. In addition, the sights are broken/misaligned and you now have recoil that kicks higher than 10 times the height of the Marinara Trench. (A side affect of the new recoil is the fact that you will literally be sent to Pluto irl whenever you fire a shot.) Also, the reload takes longer than eating 400 boxes of pizza in one sitting. Also, you will only have 5 rounds per magazine with 7 magazines in reserve, each with only 2 rounds in it.
Oh and also to top it off, you literally have the brightest camo on it (to the point where whenever you take it out, its even worse than staring at the sun without sunglasses irl) and its reserved exclusively for you and only you. So if you die with it, it won’t be dropped to the ground.
Granted, you get a time machine and go back in time to tell your past self to stop typing all of that, but when you go back to the future you realise you had still written all of that because you can't alter your own timeline, only create new ones.
I wish I had thought of something funny to say instead of something that actually made sense.
Granted. You still gotta pay for the magazine itself, bud.
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Granted. Melees are now nerfed into oblivion to the point where they do negative damage and whenever you die, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson and John Cena breaks into your house and does a boxing match on your bed.
Granted. For good measure, every single Nintendo game and console has been banned from importation, and all Nintendo products and merchandise have been shipped back to Japan, with all future Nintendo products and merch being unobtainable in the US.
I wish for challenges to get crate melee without opening crates.
Granted. You now get crate melees without opening crates but as a replacement for the empty space, all your guns including your precious 1858 revolver are relegated to crates and the only weapon that you start with is the Honey Badger.
I wish for darude sandstorm to play while i play pf.
Granted, but you can only use them at a shooting range in Russia. Remember to bring a coat.
I wish there was a list for all the things that Stylis changed in the Test Place (not just the new weapons, I wanna know about weapons changes and map changes), because it seems like there are many things that I missed.
Granted, you get a paper with creativity labled on it.... what? did you not want that?
I wish for COR5 to be fixed. Im really getting bored of the other roblox shooters. CBRO has too many hackers, Operation scorpion is too grindy and its hit reg is cuckoo, and so on. Arsenal is too BS with how ppl can get insta kill streaks in it and wont die. It uses the same operating system as CBRO so that also makes it worse in that there is the occasional hacker.
Granted. It's the perfectly baked pie, and you taste both the beautiful flavours that mixed together during the baking process and the satisfaction of knowing you baked it yourself. You put it in the oven, did the math, and at the temperature you set the oven to, it would finish at around 12 noon. You set the alarm. You get in bed. You take a well deserved nap. The alarm goes off, but you notice that it's dark out. The realization hits you. You glance into the kitchen and see nothing but ashes inside it. You'd turn it off, but the knobs are too hot. You reach for the fire extinguisher.
30 minutes later, you're sitting there, alone, with a pile of ashes on a plate. The kitchen survived and everything is miraculously intact and functional, but there is this infinite despair that remains.
I wish that the person below me gets two wishes instead of one.
Granted, all you get is the Makarov PM which is basically a M1911 that has the m9 damage model. You can also get the mp443 grach but it is a m9 reskin basically. and finally, you may get the GSH-18 but its basically fiove seven reskin with a little more damage and 2 less bullets. all are trash either way when compared to the new M45A1.
Granted, you get a pink one and a blue one. Liberals declare it sexist, homophobic and call stylis studios bigots, before killing there families, suing them to hell and back, and geting the UN to ban Roblox.
granted, but then they buff the hell out of the MK11 in order to give it a "proper" competitor.
I wish for a porsche 911 modded to have 700 horsepower with a carbon body construction allowing for a monster weight to horsepower ratio of roughly ~1.4kg/1 hp. and use that to get to places quickly on mirage.
Granted. The StG 44 in PF comes with no ammunition, and no common ammunition type to scavenge from due to a game bug, and the StG 44 in real life has its adjustable sights somehow permanently set to -50 metres.
Granted. Stylis adds the MPX, and everyone hates it. Not because it's an overpowered gun (it has pitiful damage and an average RoF for a PDW), but because it's so bland and pointless that everyone mistakes it for another AK-12 variant.